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⚐ Report//yesterday //Kaluta has car battery, claims that 12V DC, being less than 40V, is safe, asks if anyone wants to try it Kaluta: You can hold your fingers down, even though you're getting shocked, and try to look like you're not, and we'll have to decide if you're getting shocked. Kaluta: Or you can act like you're being shocked, when you're not. We'll see how good an actor you are. //Will steps up, touches the battery briefly, falls backward onto floor Will: Aaahhh! The burn! Kaluta: "How did you break your butt? Well, I fell, when I DIDN'T get shocked." //today Kaluta: We know this battery is safe to touch. It's only twelve volts. //Kaluta repeatedly touches the battery, unharmed, and points at Will Will: You must have replaced it with a fake battery.
#10062
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⚐ Report//going through text on label Kaluta: Next is "huz". Class: Hertz? Kaluta: No, "huz". I'm a silly teacher. Class: Huz? Kaluta: It's "hertz", you silly kids!
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⚐ Report//Kaluta talks about his brother Henry: What's your brother's last name? Kaluta (to Tinu and those nearby): Have you heard of Blairbash?
#9919
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⚐ Report//trying to determine identity of student described in a story Student: What did he look like? Street: I don't know. He looked like a maggot. Student: Wouldn't you say that about all of us? Street: Yeah, that's the problem.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Get out of that chair! Will: But I was never in the chair. You should have said "don't get into that chair." Kaluta: ... don't get into that chair.
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⚐ Report//Street visits room of sophomores Street: I'm sorry, I can't think of any insults. I've let you down. Student: Are you going to call us maggots? Street: Well, yes, you're all maggots. That's always implied. You're good maggots.