#11011

28

Oct. 19, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Has anyone baked before? Jerry Song: I've baked meth before. Jerry: I mean what? Andy: I've gotten baked before.

#11000

1012

Oct. 18, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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// Homework about an experiment with parachutes Stein: So what did you pick as your experimental units? Andy: Stein! Diego: Supporters of communism! Stein: I chose Nationals fans. // Later Stein: What would the placebo be? Diego: For the real parachute, if you pull the cord a parachute gets released from the bag. Diego: For the fake parachute, if you pull the cord, it just plays the national anthem.

#10996

99

Oct. 17, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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Jerry Song: There are two chromebook chargers. Andy: One for each brain cell you have! *Jerry looks around, can't find a charger* Jerry: Now they're gone, just like my brain cells!

#10912

915

Oct. 3, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Andy: Attention? What's that? I've never paid it in my life. Christopher Jin: Just like my taxes.

#10901

1616

Sept. 30, 2022, 9:08 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Andy you should not be able to approve your own quotes. Jerry: That's like the Obama putting a medal on himself meme.

#10887

1616

Sept. 28, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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Stein: Who here is interested in a career in orange farming? *Andy tilts his head slightly* Stein: Andy are you interested in becoming an orange farmer? Andy: No. Stein: So Andy here is an orange farmer...

#10884

48

Sept. 27, 2022, 10:28 p.m.

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Linda: My violin teacher always asks me music theory questions. Linda: Like "what's the opposite of E major?" Andy: C# minor? Linda(under her breath): C, D, E, F, G, H? *Andy breaks down laughing*

#10866

88

Sept. 22, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

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// Chris Jin is humming Cotton-Eyed Joe in orgo Andy: You know the song is about STDs right? Chris: Maybe electrons are STDs.

#10843

210

Sept. 19, 2022, 10:03 p.m.

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// Andy was bouncing off the walls in pchem O'Donovan: Andy, what did you have for breakfast?

#10833

79

Sept. 19, 2022, 8:52 a.m.

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// Andy, Daniel He, Victor, and Luke are working on a project Tinsley: How is my dysfunctional line group working? Andy: Working dysfunctionally.