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#10887
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⚐ ReportStein: Who here is interested in a career in orange farming? *Andy tilts his head slightly* Stein: Andy are you interested in becoming an orange farmer? Andy: No. Stein: So Andy here is an orange farmer...
#10886
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⚐ Report// Butterfly ballots Sudhish: It's a stupid ballot. Stein: Why is that? Sudhish: Because the stupid ballot has the stupid holes.
#10872
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⚐ Report// Sameer is on his phone Stein: Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her you love her.
#10859
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⚐ ReportStein: What did the band leader name his two daughters? Stein: Anna 1 and Anna 2.
#10835
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⚐ ReportStein: Write the name of the person who named you. Jerry Song: How am I supposed to know? I was born on the same day that I was named.
#10834
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⚐ Report// Talk like a pirate day Stein: You guys are the lamest group. Jerry Song: We all have scurvy. // Later Ace: Who gets all their movies for free? Ace: Pirates.
#10817
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⚐ Report// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.
#10816
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⚐ ReportStein: When I was 7, my art teacher called my parents because all I did was draw dots.
#10806
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⚐ ReportStein: Now we're gonna alter the tomatoes. Stein: Which is gross, because we are pumping them full of chemicals.