#2578

810

Nov. 19, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//In R&E, discussing movie about someone who got his arm trapped under a boulder in Africa Templin: So, he had a girlfriend that he was going to meet that night, and we can only imagine her surprise when several days later he was in the news for having cut his arm off. Patrick: Hey Amy, if I cut my arm off, would you go out with me?

#2496

99

Nov. 7, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Schafer: So what is the best food that your mother cooks? Two Asian students at once: FRIED CHICKEN!!!

#2490

55

Nov. 7, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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John Anderson: Raanan, you're like the loser version of me. Raanan: Hey, there's something we agree on!

#2445

1414

Oct. 29, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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John: Guys, honestly! [class shuts up] Schafer: When John has to calm you down, there's something wrong with the class. John: Dude, he just graded 105 physics tests! If I did that I'd go mentally unstable! Schafer: -er. Mentally unstabler. . .

#2342

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Oct. 11, 2010, 6:07 a.m.

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//students exchange papers, but one student does not have one Templin (to student without paper): Go sit outside. Student: Why? Templin: Because you are an idiot. //later Templin (to older kids): Explain [to the student outside] how when you exchange papers, everyone needs to have a paper. Older kids (to student outside): So you are a stupid idiot.

#2310

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Oct. 7, 2010, 12:28 p.m.

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Ting Chen: Has anyone sanded their hand off on the belt sander? Templin: Ting, if you're going to ask stupid questions, go stand outside. Templin looks at class: You could be outstanding! HAR HAR HAR

#1848

88

April 29, 2010, 6:20 p.m.

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//Pham lectures the freshmen on the importance of primary sources Pham: You need to be having more primary sources! You know every time someone get some information from somewhere and publish it, there always error! ...It like if somebody have duck, and when you tell bunch of people eventually story changes, and you not have duck anymore! You have monster! Monster with one eye! Student 1: Or you have a chicken! Pham: You lucky if you have chicken! Chicken and duck look alike. Student 2: What? No they don't! Pham: They both birds! Student 2: A dock isn't a bird! Pham: I not say dock I say duck!

#1729

1416

March 25, 2010, 10:09 p.m.

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Ricci: Can I go to the bathroom real quick? Pham: You need to get a cup [class laughs] Pham: Why you guy laugh? I dead serious.

#1719

814

March 25, 2010, 12:10 a.m.

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Pham: It's just like cook book. It's not chemistry at all. You just do what it tell you.

#1509

2125

Feb. 18, 2010, 8:03 p.m.

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//while prospective eighth graders are shadowing current students Pham: Hey you! 8th gradah! You know how to rounding numbah? 8th grader: ... ... ..... ....... Pham: Okay. Moving on.