#11970

99

June 9, 2023, 2:46 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Niklas(as Genghis Khan): I died in 1220. Michael Wang(as Che Guevara): Damn you died that early?

#11882

-113

May 23, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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Hari: Do you want a kiss? *gestures to bag of Hershey kisses* Michael Ilie: No, I want a blowjob.

#11846

22

May 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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// Gov Pd. 9 // Stephen says something to the sub, and then leaves Michael: Where did he go? Sub: He messed up his head. Michael: Oh, I should probably go help him. Sub: OK!

#11842

1313

May 16, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Sahu: oh. my. god. and they said it couldn’t be done Michael: who is this they you keep talking about? Sahu: it’s the naysayers, the skeptics, the opposition! Sahu: I don’t know what we say back to them though.

#11839

44

May 15, 2023, 2:07 p.m.

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Michael Wang: As you see, I was born with a 3rd chromosome. Johnny: He was born with only 3 chromosomes.

#11774

913

April 20, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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// Among us drawn on board Michael Wang: Among us! Smolen: He’s the impostor! Kick him out!

#11766

66

April 18, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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// NSL Pd. 9 Michael: A super racist interest group could lobby Senators to pass an amendment that mandated segregation on juries. Dylan: Oh, that's so smart!

#11583

44

Feb. 16, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Michael Wang: So there's this thing called the Santa Anna surprise. Michael: Which is not a real event, I made this term up.

#11517

48

Feb. 6, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Evan Wang: Tell me a bit about yourself. Michael Wang: Hi, I'm Michael. I'm a Genshin enthusiast. Michael Wang: I'm a Ningguang main. If you're a Keqing main, you're just wrong.

#11499

99

Feb. 2, 2023, 3:37 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, february 2 "If you [Erik Sofiaj, pronounced /so'fi.ə/ and not /so'fi.ədʒ/] were a DJ, you could call yourself Mysterious J." "Do you know why this unit is called Unit 1? You might think it's because it's the first unit, but that's just a coincidence." "I suppose it would've taken a lot of work, but you could make a graph with pictures of people with hepatitis and without hepatitis." "You can't tattoo yourself. ... No, that's not a challenge. Don't try that." "I have, I think, like, 3 children. I'll call one of them, for the purpose of this story, Michael. ... His name is Michael." "Do you know this word? 'Outlier'? I usually just call them 'freaks'."