#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#4110

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April 26, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//At National Science Bowl Pham: Our goal is not to win, our goal is to piss the organizers off!

#4054

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March 21, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

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//During Clay's English class Clay: I hate to use a cliche, but its like, "If you play with fire, you get burned." Eric Neyman: If Mr. Pham plays with fire, everyone besides him get burned.

#4047

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March 17, 2012, 7:02 p.m.

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// A student is trying to bring a box into room 319. Pham is standing in the doorway. Pham: Is that for me? Student: No... Pham: Is it cake? Student: No... Pham: Then it no come in here. Student: Why do you want cake? We gave you pie yesterday. Pham: Yesterday was pie day. Today is cake day!

#4019

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March 5, 2012, 4:44 p.m.

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Barg: Hey Mr. Pham, a lot of us are going to be missing class because of the robotics regional. Pham: Oh. How many people in the robot? Gubin: Err, none?

#4018

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March 5, 2012, 4:41 p.m.

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Michelle: Hey Mr. Pham, he said you sound like an owl. Pham (with emphasis): WHO? //Class laughs

#4006

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Feb. 28, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//Block B freshman chem, discussing compound formulas Matthew: ...so phosphorous wants three electrons, and then you do swappy-swappy-- Pham: No! Not swappy-swappy! Matthew: Cross-multiplying, swappy-swappy, you know... //Pham closes his eyes, as if in physical pain Pham (bellowing): ...NO! SWAPPY!

#4003

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Feb. 28, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.

#3983

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Feb. 20, 2012, 9:20 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, do you know Doyung? Pham: That girl? Yes. She in my 9th period class. Student: Doyung is a guy... Pham: No. She's in my class! I'm sure Doyung is a girl! Student: Do you mean Soyoung? //Awkward silence Pham: They all the same to me.

#3947

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Feb. 9, 2012, 7:17 p.m.

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//Pham talking about Blair's loss to State College at Ocean Science Bowl. Stein walks in. Stein: How did you lose to State College? Pham: What? They're smart. Stein: No. They're from Pennsylvania. Pham: Which means they're smart. Stein: No. No. No....Up there, they do fracking to get natural gas. This puts stuff in their water that makes them, like, crazy....