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#9977
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⚐ ReportDuval: Jerry you're not supposed to be on that page yet! Jerry Song: That's very nice but I didn't ask.
#9973
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm a dad at heart. Jerry: No, you're Andy. Andy: Just like Jerry's a dad at heart.
#9892
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⚐ Report//Schwartz has written four expressions on the board, labeled by the letters A, B, C, and Z. Schwartz: *Points to Z* So, for Zebra... *class suggests other words starting with z* Jonathan: Zulu. That's a language, right? Sean: Yeah it is. It's also an ethnic group. Jerry Song: Wait, I thought Zulu was a streaming service! Sean: That's Hulu... Sean: And I thought I was the least cultured person here...
#9869
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⚐ ReportDuval: There is this place called "my bubble of ignorance" and I like to live in it. Duval: Because if I know about something, I have to do something. // Later, Duval takes out a flask of liquid with red color Duval: What is this? Student: Urine! Duval: If your urine looks like this, you might want to seek medical help. Now that we've ruled out urine, what else could this be. // Later Duval: Now if we were to put the dialysis tube into this beaker of not urine. // Duval: Now if I put the iodine in, what will turn blue? Jerry Song(under his breath): Your face.
#9854
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⚐ ReportJerry Jing: I don’t get why teachers think explaining things to us will help us understand.
#9810
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: A cell its like a country. Jerry Song: It's got borders, it's got ports. Jerry Song: It's got slave workers... .
#9775
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⚐ ReportJerry: Now I lose The Game thinking about the word "here". Lodal: You guys need to stop playing The Game, go find better games! Andy: Mr. Schwartz plays The Game, he literally taught The Game to our class. Lodal: But Mr. Schwartz is a huge nerd!
#9748
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⚐ ReportLodal: I see that you guys in the back, Andy, Jerry, your pictures aren't updated. Lodal: Did you guys bribe them to not put your pictures in there? Jsong: Yes. Lodal: That's money well spent!