#3714

2222

Oct. 27, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Student: I want to be a rice farmer for Halloween this year. Mr. Pham: Good for you, following your heritage. Student: ...OK, so Mr. Pham what should I wear? Mr. Pham: All you have to do is to take of your glasses.

#3706

99

Oct. 25, 2011, 7:43 p.m.

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Pham: I need to get all grading done by Thursday. 'Cause you know why? I go to Florida this weekend! They have party there!

#3677

810

Oct. 14, 2011, 1:17 p.m.

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// Arbitrary student walks into Phys Chem Arbitrary Student: Hey, did your class vote for homecoming yet? // Pham looks at us... Pham: Do you guys care? Class: No!

#3676

99

Oct. 14, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, both Schafer and Stein are in the room Schafer: Ok kids, who is your favorite teacher? Be careful now, there are two teachers in the room! Andrew Hu: Pham! Schafer: Yea! When in doubt, pick Pham!

#3670

1515

Oct. 13, 2011, 8:10 a.m.

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//While teaching us to solve a system of equations in Java: Pham: So here we have one matrix. Then we use magic, now we have matrix with lots of zeroes! //later Pham: So guy, can we do this way? Viju: Yeah, sure. Pham: Ok. Viju: Whatever floats your boat, Mr. Pham Pham: No. //later still Pham: Here we have the pitfall of this method. Remember nobody perfect. *pause* Except Mr. Pham.

#3658

77

Oct. 11, 2011, 7:39 a.m.

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//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...

#3656

1313

Oct. 10, 2011, 2:10 p.m.

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// Pham talks about his powerpoint during Phys Chem Pham: So 3rd period complain they cannot see text, so I make background blue Student 1: Mr. Pham, the text is still hard to see. Student 2: Yea, Mr. Pham, can you change the background? Pham: But I like blue! //Mr. Pham changes the background Student: Now it's white text on white! //Pham changes the background again Student: Now it's black text on black! //10 minutes later Student: It's the same background as before!

#3655

33

Oct. 9, 2011, 2:32 p.m.

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// After putting off the Phys Chem test for a week... Pham (from Edline): No Test on Monday. Sorry! I can not give test on 10/10/11 by the order of Ms. Johnson.

#3634

88

Oct. 4, 2011, 1:44 p.m.

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Rajan: Today's Monday right? No, wait, it's Tuesday. Pham: It's Tuesday? Are you sure? Class: Yeah, definitely. Pham: Oh No! I forgot my homework! I have 40 pages to read by tonight!

#3603

22

Sept. 26, 2011, 8:15 a.m.

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//About perfect software, in comp meth Pham: What is the third law of thermodynamics? Sam: Absolute zero is unattainable? Pham: Exactly!  So that mean, nobody perfect.