#3735

99

Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#3716

1919

Oct. 27, 2011, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Only in this class will you hear someone say, "You got it easy. Just take a triple integral!"

#3701

511

Oct. 24, 2011, 9:38 p.m.

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//Getting reading to review for a test in Freshmen Physics. Schafer is splitting the class into groups to go over the review packet. Schafer: Ok guys, we're going to spread out the welfare, smartness, etc. Everyone: YOU COMMUNIST!

#3685

59

Oct. 17, 2011, 8:52 p.m.

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Schafer: ..So it's like if you drop a soap bar in the shower and it slides due to little friction. Student: Don't drop the soap bar! //Class laughs Schafer: Yes.. don't drop the soap bar. Then you'd get a soapy floor.

#3676

99

Oct. 14, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, both Schafer and Stein are in the room Schafer: Ok kids, who is your favorite teacher? Be careful now, there are two teachers in the room! Andrew Hu: Pham! Schafer: Yea! When in doubt, pick Pham!

#3657

1616

Oct. 10, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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//Anal 1b, Stein puts an integral on the board Schafer: I'm pretty sure you can do that without multiplying through Stein: Really? I don't think so Schafer: Yeah, the answer starts with Wolfram and ends in Alpha

#3635

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Oct. 4, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet. //Everyone gets on the carpet Schafer: OK, is everone ready? //Someone farts Students: Hahaha... //Couple minutes later Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft-- Akshay: That is powered by fart!

#3630

1113

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

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Schafer: It turns out that 68% of statistics are made up. Avikar: No, it's 88.

#3629

66

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3624

1719

Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...