#3676

99

Oct. 14, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, both Schafer and Stein are in the room Schafer: Ok kids, who is your favorite teacher? Be careful now, there are two teachers in the room! Andrew Hu: Pham! Schafer: Yea! When in doubt, pick Pham!

#3657

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Oct. 10, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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//Anal 1b, Stein puts an integral on the board Schafer: I'm pretty sure you can do that without multiplying through Stein: Really? I don't think so Schafer: Yeah, the answer starts with Wolfram and ends in Alpha

#3635

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Oct. 4, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet. //Everyone gets on the carpet Schafer: OK, is everone ready? //Someone farts Students: Hahaha... //Couple minutes later Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft-- Akshay: That is powered by fart!

#3630

1113

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

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Schafer: It turns out that 68% of statistics are made up. Avikar: No, it's 88.

#3629

66

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3624

1719

Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...

#3621

66

Sept. 30, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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// During Math Phys. Schafer: Alright, that was the easy stuff. Now for the cool stuff! Student 1: Urggg Schafer: What's wrong? Student 1: We have to do work. Schafer: Don't worry, there's a lot of "potential" for fun. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: I gotcha! Student 2: But we don't have the "energy"!

#3620

610

Sept. 30, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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// During Math Phys Schafer: So for a conservative system. And no, not like the one in Texas. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: See what I did there? Andy G: They don't believe in dot products in Texas! Schafer: ...but they do believe in cross products!

#3619

1414

Sept. 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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// During Math Phys, Schafer tries writing NASA upside down on a rocket picture. Schafer: Does that look like NASA to you? Student 1: No... Student 2: Looks like ASAN... Student 3: ASAN...? Student 4: Omar...? Class: OMAR AHSAN!!!

#3586

1414

Sept. 20, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining a physics problem about two cyclists riding towards each other who and eventually crash Student: Mr. Schafer, why do the two cyclists ride towards each other and crash? Schafer: That is because they are magnet students, and like in magnet P.E, they all deviate in the same direction, but still end up hitting each other.