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#3596
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⚐ Report//When the AP World class gets a bit loud with all of the laughter and conversations Ravilious: Honestly ladies and gentlemen, think before you speak, and then don't.
#3359
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⚐ Report// During 9th Period Stat after the World AP Stein: I gave out two worksheets yesterday...for those of you who bothered to come... Lori: But I have an excuse! I was taking APPPPSSS!!! Stein: I don't want to hear it! APs are stupid. Kevli: But it was the Stat AP! Stein: I don't care. It doesn't matter what AP it was. AP World History. AP Statistics. They're both stupid.
#3357
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⚐ Report//doing an AP problem about tea Stein: Biscuits? Tea and biscuits? What do they think we are, British? WHAT FLAG IS OVER THERE ON THAT WALL? Biscuits.
#3319
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⚐ ReportBoettcher is explaining charges in AP DP Physics using rabbit fur... Boettcher: ...something happens with the dead rabbit Eugene: Why do you keep calling it that??!? Boettcher: 'Cause that's what it is!
#3278
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⚐ ReportSchafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.
#2435
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⚐ Report// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!
#2308
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⚐ Report// Whitacre looks over a student's shoulder at her desk and sees a paper advertising "Help the Homeless..." Whitacre: Help the homeless?! Screw the homeless!!! In our culture that's another way of saying "useless", because if you don't have a home, your family kicked you out because you weren't any good. Student: But that's mean! Whitacre: Oh, if you ever become homeless, I'll treat you a little nice. *symbolically picks up his hand* I'll say, "Yeah, I remember this hand", not that you did any writing with it.