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#10251
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Men are weird and square, and have sharp angles. Women are nice and round.
#10202
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⚐ ReportAce: Non-military time needs two extra characters. Jerry: You know how much two extra characters is? That's like an entire two extra characters! Andy: You guys are extra!
#10185
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⚐ ReportDelaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.
#10184
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⚐ Report//chaotic delaney anthology, march 7 "Bowties are cool." "When I was a small lad -- difficult to imagine, I realise ..." *sketches DNA* "Here's a gene that we have in our DNA, aptly labelled 'BAD'." "My wife and I were having trouble getting a baby the old-fashioned way. 'You're doing it wrong!' -- thanks, Dad." "You live, you die, you spend your entire life in the liver, doing livery things." "I'm gonna get, like, a potato gun, and start shooting people."
#10154
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⚐ ReportDuval: We're going to be karyotyping. Alex: That's racist. Duval: How is that racist? Alex: Oh, karyotyping not stereotyping, it's less racist. Duval: So it's less racist but still a little racist. How?
#10117
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Look at how I'm able to expend all this energy to maintain this giant plumage, and not get sick. Delaney: Do you see any parasites? There are no parasites. Delaney: Check out how awesome I am.
#10100
1515
⚐ Report// Andy and Jerry are t-posing, trying to assert dominance over each other Duval: Are you guys crossing over?
#10091
1818
⚐ Report//Explaining why people look a lot like their parents Delaney: That's why my daughter looks a lot like me which is a terrible shame to her.
#10084
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⚐ ReportDelaney: If you use your time wisely, you can finish quickly, and get to do some math review. Sean: But are teenagers known for using their time wisely?