#4646

22

Nov. 6, 2013, 2:50 a.m.

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//In ESS Yifan: Something seems wrong...oh! The light is on! Jason: I see the light!

#4512

2872

April 17, 2013, midnight

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Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason

#4459

11

Feb. 27, 2013, 12:38 p.m.

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//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy! Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP? Richard: I guess I was just too high...

#4119

1212

May 3, 2012, 1:27 p.m.

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Jason: If you went to hell, would you be able to use lots of geothermal? Thomas: No, there's no cold reservoir. Jason: Oh, they thought of everything!

#4099

99

April 23, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

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Evan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.

#3984

04

Feb. 21, 2012, 9:26 a.m.

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//During mock SRP interviews; Patrick is the interviewer, Jason is the interviewee Jason: Have you ever had a high school intern before? //Patrick O can't stop laughing

#3844

2424

Dec. 9, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Jason tells a blonde joke Billings: You don't tell a blonde dumb blonde jokes! Thomas: Then she won't get them.

#3843

1717

Dec. 8, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

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//During Sci-Bowl Prax, after a quantum question Hyun: Oh, I thought you said cow-on or something. Viju: Tau-on, not cow-on. Rebecca: That's where muons come from.

#3728

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Oct. 30, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Bob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.

#3678

57

Oct. 14, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Jason: Why do we have to take this practice AP Lang test?!? It's just more reading comprehension! //flips table