#10449

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April 20, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//about Ostrander Schwartz: He just walked in one day and started bothering me, because that's what Ostrander does, and he gave me a trophy. Katz: Did he justify the trophy at all? Schwartz: No. //Schwartz still has that trophy, on a shelf in his classroom

#9772

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Jan. 16, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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Michael, imagining Rose talking to Ostrander: But Peter, I can't have them do any more assignments because then I won't have enough time to tweet!

#9340

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Nov. 12, 2021, 7:59 a.m.

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Ostrander: Is Arch Linux the enemy of Linux?

#9155

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May 28, 2021, 2:31 p.m.

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//Talking about what's brown and sticky Ostrander: Some mud has like, suction, so its sticky but not sticky

#9061

99

March 19, 2021, 12:07 p.m.

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Street: Just a little piece of history -- Mr. Ostrander used to be good at handing out abuse. // a bit later Street: Nothing illegal -- just mental abuse.

#8773

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Nov. 28, 2020, 8:13 p.m.

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Ostrander: I'm just the administrator. I don't have to know anything.

#8771

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Nov. 24, 2020, 9:53 a.m.

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Ostrander: people are just gonna stare at me Ostrander: or have their names stare at me

#8689

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Oct. 25, 2020, 3:01 p.m.

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Kirk: [Writes "Mr. Ostrander"] All right; now you guys can see how to spell his name -- although it doesn't really look like I'm spelling it right ... Kirk: That's an R there? [Corrects writing] Ostrander: It is -- yeah, it's spelled right. You don't need to -- listen, there's so many letters: if you leave one out, no one cares.

#8501

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Feb. 12, 2020, 10:20 p.m.

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//Overhearing Ostrander and Schafer chatting in the hallway Ostrander: "...yeah, and he'll eat all my mints in the first week." Schafer: "Oh, I do that too."

#8485

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Feb. 4, 2020, 7:54 a.m.

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Ostrander: How many of you guys have not been to a baseball game? *most of the class raises their hands* Ostrander: This is why I don't like magnet kids.