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Feb. 23, 2010, 10:20 a.m.

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//talking about the media center staff David: Who's Ms. Lamphier? Shirley: Ms. Lamphier is the one who doesn't talk wike this.

#1454

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Feb. 4, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Shirley and Ben are playing RPS-25 in the lab. Next to them, Jordan is reading a math paper containing integrals. Ben: Dynamite! Shirley: Man! No, sponge! Ben: Woman cleans with sponge! Jordan: Rock paper scissors is stupid. You can tell Mr. Stein that I said that. Shirley: Integrals are stupid. Jordan: No, they're awesome! You should go to their website!

#1387

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:48 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: I forget what your other first name is. Shirley: Andrew. Mrs. Cannon: Right!

#1362

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Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#1337

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:52 a.m.

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Jacob: Look at quote 1332! Shirley: When we get to 1337, people are gonna go, *magnet laughs* a-haw-haw-haw-haw! Jacob: That should be quote 1337! I need four more quotes! Shirley: Oh, I have a backlog of Hinkle quotes.

#1332

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m.

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Mikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.

#1325

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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//Shirley is looking for something in the physics back room //leafblower noises are emitted from the back room Schafer: There is no reason for you to have a leafblower in your hand. //Shirley emerges with no leafblower in hand Shirley: I don't! Schafer: But you did have a leafblower in your hand. Shirley: No comment.

#1319

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Jan. 14, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."

#1300

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Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?

#1294

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Shirley: We just took binx down. Pham: Binx go down?! Why? Shirley: We're doing a memory upgrade. Pham: Oh, how much memory binx have now? Shirley: We're bringing it up to six gigs. Pham: Psssh, that nothing. Shirley: I knew that you would say that! Your laptop has what, three gigs? Pham: Nooo, it has six! Six gigabyte! Shirley: Whoa! (jokingly) Your laptop should be the next binx. Pham: (seriously) Yeah, it could be. *walks away*