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#9659

2525

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:03 a.m.

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// Volume of disks, analysis 1 Schwartz: And then you take the double integral- *Class in visible confusion* Schwartz: Wait, wrong class.

He then proceeded to erase the double integral and move on as if nothing happened

analysis, schwartz

#9658

1010

Dec. 19, 2021, 10:31 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.

mod note: the original version of this joke has words schwartz is presumably not allowed to say to his students

analysis, anal, duval, schwartz

#9655

3434

Dec. 17, 2021, 2:59 p.m.

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Rose: Was this useful, I don't know, but I convinced my wife this was a practical investment and not wasting our family's money on pretty shapes.

#9654

3030

Dec. 17, 2021, 2:55 p.m.

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//Students came to our bio class telling everyone to go to stem arts night, the unnamed student was in that group. Student: You should go to stem arts night Diego: I had a dream about stem arts night Student: Then you should definitely go! Diego: It was a nightmare Student: oh

#9653

2424

Dec. 17, 2021, 2:54 p.m.

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*Rose trying to figure out what's going on in his own class* Rose: I am going to cry Rose: Oh I have it on my phone Rose *in a singing voice*: I am not going to cry

#9652

1216

Dec. 17, 2021, 2:52 p.m.

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Sudhish: WHAT? YOU NEED THREE BODY PARAGRAPHS? *viciously pounds desk 3 times* // Some students go to help Sudhish out Rao: I think Sudhish can figure this out himself.

#9651

-79

Dec. 17, 2021, 2:44 p.m.

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Rao: They're really targetting 10th graders for club recruitment. // Later Silver Chips and BNC come at the same time to advertise

#9650

06

Dec. 17, 2021, 12:22 p.m.

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Ms. Armstead-Thomas: Do you have access to small children?

We didn't have any context for this either at the time

#9649

610

Dec. 17, 2021, 12:10 p.m.

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Victor: Evan you’re a furry! Evan: Sure. Victor: Evan, stop being a furry! Victor: I don’t even know what a furry means…

#9648

88

Dec. 17, 2021, 10:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: (holding a clear bowl up to the electronic board) I have *shape!*