#9670

2020

Dec. 21, 2021, 11:12 a.m.

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Rose: The sun is low in the sky, we need to pray (with an asterisk, ironically, so I don't get in trouble) to the sun so that it doesn't go away!

#9669

2024

Dec. 21, 2021, 8:33 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: “We was jerking in sixth grade. We was jerking in the bathroom.”

#9668

1616

Dec. 20, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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//at the same claimed ("incorporated") group of desks Diego: People are just coming onto the Island of Diego without going through the citizenship process.

#9667

1016

Dec. 20, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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//kids on my bus (middle schoolers) kid 1: hey, do you know what hacer means? kid 2: uh no kid 1: it means to do kid 2: hacer tu mom

#9666

1921

Dec. 20, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

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// pd 9 Rao Diego: Does it count as waterboarding if it's diesel?

#9665

2626

Dec. 20, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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Rose: This is my daughter's brain *uproarious applause*

#9664

1517

Dec. 20, 2021, 2:41 p.m.

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Rose: Going once, going twice, going to take these tests back.

#9663

1313

Dec. 20, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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mr kyei on santa: "i don't believe in santa. i never did. my parents didn't play those games."

#9662

68

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:58 a.m.

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Schwartz: It has four problems ... but really, it's more, because one of them has four parts. Schwartz: Fooled you! You think it's four problems -- but it's me, Dio!

#9661

1111

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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// Analysis 1, Schwartz keeps missing dad jokes Schwartz, muttering to himself: y?? Because we need it! Schwartz: GAH