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#8923

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"

#8921

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Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.

#8920

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Jan. 21, 2021, 2:28 p.m.

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//reading a poem in ap lit Philip: My boobs will give everyone hours of fun

#8919

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Jan. 21, 2021, 1:09 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna draw -- a little box ... Kirk: Fill it in, with, y'know ... whatever

#8918

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Jan. 21, 2021, 1:07 p.m.

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Kirk: If you're a square, you're probably positive

#8917

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Jan. 21, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Lodal: I have a go fund me to build a stone wall. You should all contribute to it, because I will spend that money responsibly and totally not just buy more cats. //later Lodal: I totally feel we should have a fake fight about this.

#8916

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Jan. 21, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!

#8915

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Jan. 20, 2021, 8:46 p.m.

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Schwartz: Cats probably know calculus too. Cuz cats are smart

#8914

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Jan. 20, 2021, 11:52 a.m.

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Student 1: Who's listening to music? Just wondering Student 2: I'm listening to music at all times within my head //later Kirk: I'm with you there, [Student 2]. I'm listening to music in my head, even when I'm not listening to music out loud.

#8913

2222

Jan. 20, 2021, 9:48 a.m.

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//half day Lodal: today is the day to be a minute late. No, five minutes late. No, thirty minutes—well, you should probably be twenty nine minutes late. That way your teacher has to count you as present.