#10241

88

March 10, 2022, 4:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's how we make infinitely thin paint in math class: "assume you have infinitely thin paint." *ta-da gesture* Schwartz: Then we go back to math-land. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10240

44

March 10, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 10 "On the other hand -- in a literal way; I'm going to the other side of the board ..." "This should cause some concern. This should cause some cognitive dissonance. This should cause some distress." "Leaving math for a moment, we will consider the real world. But we will come back soon, because no one wants to live in the real world anyway -- we'll go back to math-land." "I have steered you down a path of lies and falsehoods!" "The mortal will be subsumed by the wrath of Infinitus! Or the valour; it's up to you." "So you can choose a name for it -- or you can admit defeat. I choose to admit defeat. I will not use erf."

#10207

1515

March 8, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: I want you guys to debate! I want you guys to disagree! I want strife and contention! Sean: Total anarchy! Schwartz: I would like some anarchy. Not total anarchy.

#10195

1820

March 8, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// End of a proof, Schwartz uses the clapper, Gabe reaches for clapper Schwartz: No, you lost yours! Class: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Now that's how you're supposed to lose. It should be authentic! Schwartz: However, for most of your life, you're winning, you just don't know it. Sean: No, I'm Sean! Schwartz: If I were Duval, your nickname for the next 2 years would be "Winning." That's how she does things.

#10160

66

March 4, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 4 "How absurd it would be for us to suggest that Infinitus and Captain Zero work together. They are totally opposed in every way!" "The mortal will be a mere speedbump in the life of Captain Zero!" "Let's think about how this can cause all hell to break loose." "I was told that to pronounce French words, you just open your mouth and don't close it." "You don't have to have a PhD in math to write a textbook." "We have applied L'Hopital's rule. We can now evaluate our integral." "Example 5! It's after Example 7."

#10159

1717

March 4, 2022, 3:47 p.m.

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Rose: I won't say this is illegal, but this calculus has been suppressed in every textbook.

#10146

46

March 4, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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// L'Hopital's Schwartz: So here we have Captain Zero, beating up a mortal.

#10144

44

March 3, 2022, 5:10 p.m.

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// Analysis video on L'Hopital's Kirk: If I had the power to appear as Mr. Schwartz, I don't even know what mischief I'd get up to, but it could be dangerous. Kirk: Or I could save the world.

#10137

1919

March 3, 2022, 2:33 p.m.

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Rose: Snap is the rate at which we are jerking.

#10129

46

March 2, 2022, 5:25 p.m.

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Stephen: Let's say I had an Olympic swimming pool and dumped a bunch of salt into it.