#9743

55

Jan. 12, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Jack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.

#9717

46

Jan. 6, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, january 6 "I thought you were just staring at me like 'okay, crazy lady.' And I'd be like 'dang, Colby! Fine! I'll just stare back at you like that.'" "I'm a pretty decent eavesdropper while I'm talking, too." "I don't want to go back to looking at a black screen with white names. Don't make me teach into the void!" "If you don't have pets -- just go outside and show us a squirrel." "Show me a parrot -- or a sibling. I don't care." "Your parents will *love* it if you walk in with your laptop and say 'pssst! It's my mom!'" "Who are the two scientists who discovered the structure of Watson and Crick?"

#9601

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Dec. 11, 2021, 12:30 p.m.

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// Start of the year Duval: So one time my husband decided to roast chili peppers in the oven. Duval: Turns out it basically became pepper spray.

#9592

44

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:29 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, december 10 "I'm not stealing Derek's seat. I mean, I am, but not from Derek." "I can read French maths problems at a second-grade level." "But you know what I don't have to do here? I don't have to euthanise anything! Look at all the non-euthanised people here!" "Maybe it's a good idea to have a clue what you're talking about." "I just kinda do what I want to do, and nobody's told me not to!" "I took AP Computer Science when we used BASIC. Don't talk to me about fancy code things!" "I was like, 'oh, look, I can see that you're dozing off -- and that's adorable.'"

#9591

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Dec. 10, 2021, 2:26 p.m.

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Mandy: Diego, why are you here? Diego: 'Cause I'm in this class ... right? Diego: See, this is especially confusing, because I'm the kind of guy who doesn't know what classes he has.

#9581

1313

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio, duval is explaining why she couldn’t become a veterinarian duval: lo and behold, you know what i don’t have to do here? euthanize any of you! look, a full classroom of non-euthanized students!

#9529

915

Dec. 7, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!

#9521

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Dec. 6, 2021, 2:07 p.m.

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Duval: Wait no Andy come back! You're not done! Andy: *running back* I'm Andy.

#9508

1317

Dec. 3, 2021, 1:11 p.m.

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// pd 8 Delaney, right before Jeremy's ask a biologist presentation Delaney: By standing up to present, you already have a 60 percent (for the assignment). Jeremy: Let's gooo I automatically get a D!

#9453

812

Nov. 30, 2021, 2:30 p.m.

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//planning stop motion animation during bio Duval's sub: Are the molecules getting married and breaking up? Jerry J: What?