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⚐ ReportEvan: I met Mr. Rose's new girlfriend. Manesha: That's so cool! Evan: Yeah. They both have the same nose!
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⚐ Report//Ife is handing out cookies Ms. Gross: What's with all the cookie distribution? Evan: Is that like, the integral of e to the negative cookie squared over two?
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⚐ ReportMoose: The Greeks didn't call themselves Greeks, they called themselves Hellenes! The word 'greek' in itself comes from Latin! Look at the Germans! They call Germany Deutchland! The French, too! What do French people say for their country? Evan: We surrender?
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⚐ ReportJinhie: Did you know? I'm fluent in Spanish! Adrianne: Really? Annie: NO, SHE'S NOT. Evan: Jinhie is fluento in el Spanish.
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⚐ Report//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.
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⚐ ReportThomas: What's a pirates favorite element? Evan: Arrrrrgon. Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony? Evan: ARRRRRson? Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot. Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?
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⚐ ReportFowler: Now I'm going to do my little "about me" presentation; I was feeling a little shy on the first day... Cai: Evan already self studied for this.
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⚐ Report//Evan motors down the hall too fast on Kaluta's segway Billings: Don't even THINK about hitting me. //Evan slows down and punches her on the arm
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⚐ Report//during Analysis of Algorithms, working on project Evan: Damn, I wish my life had a getDate function. JHyun: I wish you had a getKeySet function.