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#2536
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⚐ Report//in anal chem Pham: Redox, I teach same lesson as freshman, you guy know that? Andrea: Yeah! It didn't make any sense then but now it's just easy. Pham: Yeah! Andrea: It's 'cause we're so much smarter now. Pham: Really? You guy smarter?! I didn't see anybody smarter in here!
#2490
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⚐ ReportJohn Anderson: Raanan, you're like the loser version of me. Raanan: Hey, there's something we agree on!
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⚐ ReportJohn: Guys, honestly! [class shuts up] Schafer: When John has to calm you down, there's something wrong with the class. John: Dude, he just graded 105 physics tests! If I did that I'd go mentally unstable! Schafer: -er. Mentally unstabler. . .
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⚐ ReportTing Chen: Has anyone sanded their hand off on the belt sander? Templin: Ting, if you're going to ask stupid questions, go stand outside. Templin looks at class: You could be outstanding! HAR HAR HAR
#1943
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⚐ ReportFreshman: Who cares about fish? No one cares about fish. Theresa: *slaps him across the face with squeaky rubber salmon* Freshman: Okay, that was epic!
#1416
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⚐ ReportPham: So what you do if you missing class for one day? Student: Call a friend? Pham: Right! But if you only have one friend, you miserable person. You need at least 20 friend or something. Only one friend make your life miserable. You see guy with four glasses and t-shirt with math formula on it, and you think that people laugh at you when you talking to him, but in couple year, you get down on one knee and that person is your wife or husband or something. Seriously, you think I make joke about this kind of thing?
#46
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⚐ ReportWell, I'm not making fun of you.... well actually I kinda am ~Mr. Rose, on freshman solution to a problem