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⚐ Report//Doing an intro activity on the first day //The people were dice objects; one of the methods, roll, asked them to pick a random number //The objects were told to inform Mr. Paul if given an invalid command //Stein had just quietly entered the back of the room Paul: Jesse, roll! Jesse: I'm sorry Mr. Paul, but I can't do that. The method asks for me to choose a number randomly, but I can only choose arbitrarily. Stein: (emphatically as he walks backwards out of the room) THATS MY BOY YES LETS GO THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE Paul: (as soon as Stein had closed the door) Jesse, 30 squats.
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⚐ Report// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant // An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset: Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file: was shot with a bow and pointer. was permanently dereferenced. was gored by an angry RAM. overflowed the stack and was found in a heap. had a moth get stuck in their brain. went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole. got garbage collected. had their program die and took it personally. received a blue screen of death was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart. visited a cemetery and got encrypted. had their life history cleared. had undocumented code and got deported along with it. was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree. had a free trial of life and it expired was conquered when someone else divided.
#5419
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⚐ Report//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!
#5356
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⚐ Report// After the Fowler final Ramu: Algorithms and Data Structures final? What's that? I only remember taking a Recursion final today.
#5328
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⚐ Report// Friday before Winter break Gabe: Hey, Mr. Navarro. I'm not going to be here Monday and Tuesday. Fowler: What? But you're not even Christian!
#4628
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⚐ ReportJesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Fauntroy has begun teaching ADSB Dvorsky: Patrick, I've been going through my hand out folder, and I have a question. Why is it that you insist on having this title after your name?
#3968
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⚐ Report//In 4th pd ADSB, someone wrote something on white board, and then, thinking it was wrong, erased it, and then realized it was right Hannah Tsai: CONTROL Z!!! //Later, a similar thing happens Class: CONTROL Z!!!
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⚐ Report//Michael Katz gets his chessboard working in ADSB for Knights Tour Michael Katz: Look Radina! Look what I did! Radina: That's so nice, you're such a cute little nerd. You're going to be way more successful than all of us in life, and you'll definitely get laid.