#6099

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Nov. 17, 2016, 11:07 p.m.

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// ADSB is doing a circular linked list problem set called Hunger Games that takes a list of "contestants" and cycles thru, "killing" every n contestants and generating a random death message for each contestant // An email from Mr. Paul the week after the pset: Daniel Schaffer's Hunger Games deaths file: was shot with a bow and pointer. was permanently dereferenced. was gored by an angry RAM. overflowed the stack and was found in a heap. had a moth get stuck in their brain. went on a knight's tour and a black square became a black hole. got garbage collected. had their program die and took it personally. received a blue screen of death was shut down for upgrades; didn't restart. visited a cemetery and got encrypted. had their life history cleared. had undocumented code and got deported along with it. was crushed by an unbalanced binary tree. had a free trial of life and it expired was conquered when someone else divided.

#5419

77

March 15, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!

#5356

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Jan. 13, 2015, 8:20 p.m.

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// After the Fowler final Ramu: Algorithms and Data Structures final? What's that? I only remember taking a Recursion final today.

#5328

711

Dec. 19, 2014, 9:09 a.m.

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// Friday before Winter break Gabe: Hey, Mr. Navarro. I'm not going to be here Monday and Tuesday. Fowler: What? But you're not even Christian!

#4628

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Oct. 25, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

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Jesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.

#4056

810

March 22, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Fauntroy has begun teaching ADSB Dvorsky: Patrick, I've been going through my hand out folder, and I have a question. Why is it that you insist on having this title after your name?

#3968

04

Feb. 15, 2012, 8:47 p.m.

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//In 4th pd ADSB, someone wrote something on white board, and then, thinking it was wrong, erased it, and then realized it was right Hannah Tsai: CONTROL Z!!! //Later, a similar thing happens Class: CONTROL Z!!!

#3963

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Feb. 15, 2012, 1:51 p.m.

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//Michael Katz gets his chessboard working in ADSB for Knights Tour Michael Katz: Look Radina! Look what I did! Radina: That's so nice, you're such a cute little nerd. You're going to be way more successful than all of us in life, and you'll definitely get laid.

#3893

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Jan. 13, 2012, 9:29 a.m.

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Student: I will walk in and make passionate, educational love to that exam.

#3849

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Dec. 12, 2011, 9:23 p.m.

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Student: So if the person's title counts as their first name, Ms.Dvorsky, King George would come before Queen George?