#8708

1618

Oct. 30, 2020, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: I'm going to pick on a victim here. This will be fun. // Later Street: I don't know if any of you guys *subscribe* to my YouTube channel. Street: God help you. Street: ... in case you're not already nerdy enough from being the Magnet ... // Later Street: I know, when you were younger, you were always thinking: Street: "Wow, I can't *wait* until I'm old enough to make my *own* Vernier scale." Street: Wow. Let's do that. Student: *Laughs* Street: Don't deny it, [Student].

#8704

15

Oct. 29, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Izzett: Someone said their respiratory system would process oxygen. Izzett: That is *fabulous*. We all wish our respiratory systems processed oxygen.

#8703

-13

Oct. 29, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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Kirk: Be a nice person to ... the reader. Kirk: Because that reader has power. Kirk: It's me -- who grades. // Later Kirk: Everyone do crazy math in your head.

#8696

46

Oct. 27, 2020, 12:25 p.m.

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Schafer: Alright. Everybody: are you ready for your silly statement of the day?

#8688

88

Oct. 23, 2020, 3:07 p.m.

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Piper: And this is the fun about mathematics: all the calculations. Piper: Some of you like all the conceptual stuff, like spending three days proving 1 = 1.

#8683

1212

Oct. 23, 2020, 11:30 a.m.

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Street: I know it's surprising that some aspect of the online learning system is not perfect.

#8680

13

Oct. 22, 2020, 1:32 p.m.

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Ahrens: So how do we protect against voting fraud now? Ahrens: You may not know. Ahrens: That's okay -- because you're not necessarily voting ...

#8673

010

Oct. 19, 2020, 5:26 p.m.

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// Several disconnected statements during one class Kirk: I have no idea if you guys can hear me, or ... if I'm just talking into a black hole. // Student introduces Kirk to \infty Kirk: Oh, by the way, is that the LaTeX for infinity? Have I been spelling out infinity unnecessarily the whole time? // Shortly afterward Kirk: Oh, that is *nice*. It's much better than my handwriting. Kirk: ... I might do some snakey-snakes... Kirk: 100. 100 is the *biggest* number I know. // Shortly afterward Kirk: When I plug in the biggest number I know -- 100 -- it's a pretty big number... Kirk: The final way to resolve this is to graph it; to Desmos it. Is that a verb? To Desmos?

#8667

35

Oct. 16, 2020, 2:09 p.m.

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Piper: If you give me a coffee cup, it'll make me want to go to Starbucks. Piper: And since I can't exactly go to Starbucks in the middle of class, doing it is cruel and inhuman. Piper: If you do, I will remember it when designing the next quiz... mwhahaha...

#8665

610

Oct. 16, 2020, 2:07 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone knows Batman is the best superhero. [Student], who's the best superhero? Student: I don't really have an answer to that except that it's not Batman. Schafer: But Batman is the only one you can reasonably aspire to be; he doesn't have any special powers. Student: Iron Man also doesn't have any special powers. Schafer: ... yeah, and his suit is cooler. That's fine.