#3401

77

May 21, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Hafner: The rapture is going to occur in three hours, if anyone wanted to know. Briese: Does that mean that in places three hours ahead of us, the rapture has already occurred? Hafner. Yes. And Europe is six hours ahead of us, so the rapture has already occurred there. //soon Hafner (to Schafer): The rapture has already occurred in Europe. Schafer: Good.

#3400

1414

May 20, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Kaluta? Is Samantha Sch...is Samantha there? Kaluta: Samantha who? Intercom: Uh...I can't say her last name.

#3399

1919

May 20, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption. Stein: Hello. Intercom: Is Richard Rice in class? Stein: Yes he is. I always enjoy having him in class and he is here now. Intercom: That's good to know. Could you send him down? Stein: Sadly, I will do so.

#3398

99

May 20, 2011, 4:25 p.m.

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Theresa: You should try out for InToneNation. How else are you going to ask a girl to prom? Thomas: With a giant flashing LED sign!

#3397

1212

May 20, 2011, 4:24 p.m.

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Viju: I don't like the tiger mom. She inspires my dad.

#3396

88

May 20, 2011, 4:23 p.m.

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Theresa: Don't mess with Asians, or I'll put the BAM in bamboo!

#3394

33

May 20, 2011, 1:38 p.m.

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//during a mafia game Phillip: I investigated his ass!

#3392

711

May 20, 2011, 11:13 a.m.

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Stein: ... so the other team said it wasn't fair. Annie: What! You practically gave them the answer! ... in backwards swahili.

#3390

08

May 19, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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//Sahil and Pantrick are listening to Touhou Boss Remixes, with a person in the video Sahil: Who is this? Patrick: Ushio Reiuji, SA Stage 6 boss, she's a hell raven and she swallows the sun. Sahil: And she's dressed like a schoolgirl? Patrick: Of course, this is an anime.

#3389

99

May 19, 2011, 7:22 p.m.

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Someone: The motto has to be in a dead language. Not necessarily Latin. Andy: How do you say dubstep in Latin?