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#3386

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May 19, 2011, 2:18 p.m.

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//During PuzzlePalooza, working on a puzzle James: Hey guys! We need someone who doesn't know how to use a computer!

#3385

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May 19, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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//at the end of puzzlepalooza Schafer: JULIAN LOFTON!  What does the number 361 mean to you? Julian: The number of days until next year's puzzlepalooza! Danderson: 362!!! NEXT YEAR'S A LEAP YEAR!!!

#3384

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May 19, 2011, 11:32 a.m.

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Stein: I can already feel the post-Puzzlepalooza depression setting in...

#3383

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May 19, 2011, 7:35 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What your name again? Patrick Shan: Patrick. Mr. Pham: OH! You and TC I will never forget. //Later Patrick Shan: I'm such a good student, Mr. Pham says he will never forget my name!

#3381

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May 18, 2011, 7:53 p.m.

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// In stat the juniors are talking about the annoying annual Huck Finn essay Mandy: Remember Shakib's essay? // Laughter Shakib: It was amazing, but Ms. Gross gave me a zero. Mandy: You wrote your entire essay about how Jim and Huck were gay for each other. Shakib: You're just jealous because my essay is better than all your Silver Chips articles. Class: Ooooooh.

#3380

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May 18, 2011, 7:39 p.m.

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//right after jazz band, where Allison has been complaining about how ugly her hat is Allison: Ms. Roberts, you know what's the ugliest thing in the world? Roberts: Your FACE? Students: -shocked laughter- Roberts: Did I just say that? Wow. It's only funny 'cause *I* said it.

It really is only funny because she said it... never heard that come out of a teacher's mouth, let alone MRob's...

roberts, jazz, band, face, hat, ugly, mrob

#3378

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May 18, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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//during puzzlepalooza Kevli: How much money do we have left? Brian C: One Bunday, a Piper, two Walsteins...

#3377

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May 17, 2011, 11:23 p.m.

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Jeremy: Oh how I wish I could sign people's organs. (silence, confused looks ensue) Jeremy: No, no! That's not what I meant!

#3376

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May 17, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Some students arrive in SRP from the ExploraVision awards ceremony. Lori (takes out floppy calculator and examines it): Is this solar-powered? Ms. Medley: I think so. Lori: But then where are the solar cells? Ms. Medley: You can't see them! They're on the inside. Lori: ...I think it's battery-powered.

#3375

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May 17, 2011, 5:25 p.m.

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Stein (to student): I had a lot of fun with your mom. She was great help! Class: ooohhh