#3374

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May 17, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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//making an analogy in 9th pd statistics class Stein: ...so like runners! I don't actually know 'cause I'm not a runner. Student: Why not? Stein: Well, I can barely even walk without tripping and falling.

#3373

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May 17, 2011, 11:12 a.m.

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//Analysis 1B Tatyana, randomly: Mufasa, do you like your mom? Mufasa: Is this a trick question? Phillip: I do!

#3371

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May 16, 2011, 11:34 a.m.

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//Jack is looking at senior desinations board in comp sci lab and he has a confused look on his face Mitchell: Jack, what's up? Jack: Well, apparently somebody is smart enough to get into Yale, but not smart enough to figure out it's not in Rhode Island!

#3370

55

May 15, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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//during quantum Thomas: Hey Mr. Schafer, we have a game we think would tie into this class. Schafer: You're gonna say Portal, right? Danderson: It's your favorite things: thinking puzzles and physics! Various: AND CAKE!

#3369

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May 15, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Optical densities. 1.00 for air. 1.33 for water... //goes on and on Sarah: Oh, he's good. He knows all those constants. Schafer: Oh I know constants. Some of you go home and watch Pokemon, but I go home and read constants.

#3368

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May 15, 2011, 12:46 p.m.

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//throughout the night on the text-in message screen at prom Screen: dis fo real? Screen: WAKE UP OMAR Screen: help i'm trapped in the tv Screen: integrals

#3366

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May 14, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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Emily: I always wear shorts. Thomas: You're wearing sweatpants right now. Emily: No.... //takes off pants

#3365

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May 14, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Stein: Did I tell you about the time I went to rock paper scissors championships? I was pretty good, but I had this problem: I always beat men, but I can never figure out women. //Stein beats Viju but loses to Sharon Stein: So then I got up to the Australian national champion. She was a woman, and she was all in skimpy leather clothing. I was like "Oh no!" Viju: I would have been like, "Oh yes." Stein: So anyway, it's best 3 out of 5. And I lost the first two. But you're allowed to take a break, so I did. When I came back, I hit her with my signature move. I used my left hand. She was flustered, I could see it. So I won the next two rounds. But then she took a break. I was like, "I'm going to beat the Australian national champion," and I knew she was going to throw paper, so I threw scissors. But then she rocked me.

#3362

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#3361

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May 13, 2011, 1:46 p.m.

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//Thomas walks in thermo with donuts Ostrander: Did you bring enough for everyone? Thomas: No... Ostrander: Why don't you? There's a rule where if you want to have donuts you must have enough for your teachers!