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#1709

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March 23, 2010, 1:52 p.m.

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// people are burning aluminum cans in Materials Science Dr. Wan: It's a wonderful smell, Ori! It smells like death and cellular destruction.

#1687

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March 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m.

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//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.

This event finally disproved the "Eric-Carlos Exclusion Principle." Ever since the project began (so, for about a month), one of either Eric or Carlos was absent EVERY class.

stein, carlos, eric

#1389

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Jan. 22, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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//sees three sysops in school on a no-school day Pham: What you doing? Eric: Fixing Binx. Pham: It take that many Magnet student to fix the Bink? Why it take half my classes to fix the Bink?

#1319

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Jan. 14, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."

#1237

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Dec. 20, 2009, 3:30 p.m.

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Eric: is it bad to use an external hard drive as a gyroscope?

#913

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Eric Wan: I'm going to my happy place! Warren: I'm going to bomb your happy place like the Japanese bombed Pearl Russia

#589

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Oct. 5, 2009, 4:30 p.m.

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//looking at the "Failure is not an option." poster Eric VA: "Yeah. It's mandatory"

#372

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May 28, 2009, 4:35 p.m.

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//discrete math is mocking the NBC4 story about Anand while Anand studiously works on classwork Eric: He can recite theorems at the drop of a hat. Ms. Ragan: *pretends to drop a hat* Jacob: And he understands them! Anand: *mumbles to self* I misspelled my name.