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#3590

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Sept. 21, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//When Eric Neyman failed to say follow in time Stein: He did not follow the class rules. Class: Follow. Stein: You are mocking my rules! Student: Rules.

#3161

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March 28, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Schafer: Julian, how does it feel that Eric is backing you up? Julian: Pretty ... I don't know.

#3153

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March 25, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?

#2941

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Feb. 17, 2011, 10:32 a.m.

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[Eric N is shadowing; freshman chem is balancing equations] Freshman: You can grab as much oxygen as you like from the air. Eric: Ooh! Can you grab negative oxygen?

#2561

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Nov. 17, 2010, 4:02 p.m.

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//Boettcher asks for drawing of action-reaction pairs //Eric explains his: Ghost scares mirror; mirror scares ghost

#2152

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Sept. 18, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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//going over a pretest in comp gov Eric: The most persistent challenge facing Nigeria since independence has been........uhhhhhh.......... Swaney: That's a pretty easy one...unless you're stupid. Eric: ...uhhh...I'm going to say C. Swaney: You're so stupid! It's D! Eric: Oh, that's what I was going to say!

#1977

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June 3, 2010, 2:07 p.m.

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Eric VA: I fuck with people more than people give me credit for.

#1709

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March 23, 2010, 1:52 p.m.

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// people are burning aluminum cans in Materials Science Dr. Wan: It's a wonderful smell, Ori! It smells like death and cellular destruction.

#1687

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March 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m.

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//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.

This event finally disproved the "Eric-Carlos Exclusion Principle." Ever since the project began (so, for about a month), one of either Eric or Carlos was absent EVERY class.

stein, carlos, eric

#1389

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Jan. 22, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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//sees three sysops in school on a no-school day Pham: What you doing? Eric: Fixing Binx. Pham: It take that many Magnet student to fix the Bink? Why it take half my classes to fix the Bink?