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#1709
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⚐ Report// people are burning aluminum cans in Materials Science Dr. Wan: It's a wonderful smell, Ori! It smells like death and cellular destruction.
#1687
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⚐ Report//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.
#1389
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⚐ Report//sees three sysops in school on a no-school day Pham: What you doing? Eric: Fixing Binx. Pham: It take that many Magnet student to fix the Bink? Why it take half my classes to fix the Bink?
#1319
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⚐ Report//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."
#913
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⚐ ReportEric Wan: I'm going to my happy place! Warren: I'm going to bomb your happy place like the Japanese bombed Pearl Russia
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⚐ Report//looking at the "Failure is not an option." poster Eric VA: "Yeah. It's mandatory"
#372
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⚐ Report//discrete math is mocking the NBC4 story about Anand while Anand studiously works on classwork Eric: He can recite theorems at the drop of a hat. Ms. Ragan: *pretends to drop a hat* Jacob: And he understands them! Anand: *mumbles to self* I misspelled my name.