#3045

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March 7, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//loud yelling is heard from the hallway Voice: You da ho!  YOU DA HO! Schafer: Alright, that's it.  I'm heading out there! *exits and stands in front of door* Student: So is he just gonna intimidate them into stopping or what... //Schafer reenters after it gets quiet Student: So who was the ho? Schafer: As it turns out, there was a whole argument about that.  However, they used some strong language during their debate which will not be repeated.

#3044

77

March 7, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Student: Everyone in the class laughs at my jokes, they're all my fans! Whitacre: You don't have fans, you have spectators.

#3043

2222

March 7, 2011, 6:28 p.m.

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//R&E freshmen Student 1: You know if you use a clamp, hammering that would be a lot easier. Student 2: [frustrated] CLAMPS ARE FOR PUSSIES!

#3042

1515

March 7, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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//Discussing proof styles Rose: You can do whatever you want, you can use a two-column proof, affine proof, you can shear your dog's fur so the proof is written on it, whatever.

#3041

13

March 7, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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//during quantum Schafer: So all this matter can be expressed as waves!  But if I look over at Ittai, I don't see any waves! Danderson: *puts hands together, does wave motion*

#3040

11

March 6, 2011, 10:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Who was absent yesterday and doesn't know their group?  Either ask people around you or come beg me for some friends!

#3039

610

March 6, 2011, 10:47 p.m.

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Schafer: I don't see why this is an issue!  Puzzlepalooza has HUGE prizes!  How big are they? Class: HUGE! Schafer: Exactly!  The study hall doesn't even have prizes!  Who here said they didn't want to do Puzzlepalooza again? (no one raises their hand) Wait, am I thinking of the other class?

#3038

99

March 6, 2011, 3:19 p.m.

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//while working on a competition problem involving the Colorado River Lev: Wait, can we call the Hoover Dam? //later, when still unable to reconcile theoretical power output with actual power output (he calculated 120% efficiency) Lev: I think it's because the dam isn't running at full efficiency all day. Like, it doesn't run 24/7. At night and stuff, they turn it down-- Shirley: But that would make your calculations worse! Lev: No, it would make the left side bigger...oh wait, it would. Shirley: 200% efficiency! Lev: Maybe it operates more than 24/7.

#3037

33

March 6, 2011, 9:19 a.m.

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Shirley (mimicking teacher): You can write a program that draws a picture of a flower, and you can label the stamen, and the stigmata...

#3034

22

March 5, 2011, 10:27 p.m.

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Schafer: So you guys have heard by now you can sign up with a friend.  The online form phrases it kinda iffy though.  It's like "Do you need a friend?" or "Do you have a friend?" or "Is there someone you like?" something.