#3056

1313

March 9, 2011, 8:11 p.m.

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Teacher: You know why Euler had so many kids? He lived in St. Petersburg... and St. Petersburg is cold. So what do you do when it's cold? You cuddle!

#3055

59

March 9, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Teacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]

#3054

35

March 9, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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John Anderson (To Saurav): You're a dirty little boy, some day you gonna grow up and be just like [Teacher].

#3053

2224

March 9, 2011, 4:30 p.m.

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//Jason drops a mobius strip into the trash. JHyun: Made it! Thomas: Now try it from over there! Jhyun: Is that even possible? Thomas: Here, I'll show you something. Point mass simplification. //crumples up paper

#3052

22

March 9, 2011, 4:25 p.m.

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Stein: I am the rabbi of problem three. I tell you what you're supposed to see (in problem three).

#3051

79

March 8, 2011, 11:05 p.m.

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Kathryn K: Girl, I'm the original gang symbol!

#3050

2325

March 8, 2011, 6:37 p.m.

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Student: So you're the one they're calling Mr. Rose's son, eh? PBE: Yeah.  I think of it more as being like Boba Fett and Jango Fett in Star Wars.  You know, a partially aged clone.

#3049

-210

March 8, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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Angelina: Eww, that's wrong. Carol: How is that wrong? Saurav: Because the Sun God will come and eat you.

#3047

1515

March 7, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//about how Chris can be somewhat intelligent, contrary to popular belief, especially when building trebuchets Sankar: So Chris is good at building, and he's pretty smart overall. //following the compliment, Chris smiles, then walks straight into a recycle bin Sankar: ...most of the time.

#3046

1212

March 7, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?