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#3886
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: Patrick, that isn't a parabola. Patrick Shan: It isn't? //Mr. Rose points to e = 4/5
#3877
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⚐ Report// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?
#3876
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⚐ Report//Mr Rose is visiting Mr. Stein's Class Stein: Alright, so today we are going to learn the last physics application of calculus I'm going teach you, go over the worksheet, and if we work fast we can have nap time like my morning class did. Billings: Mr. Rose doesn't understand that concept. Stein: What, naps? Billings: No. Time.
#3862
55
⚐ Report//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.
#3855
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⚐ Report//During a Functions test, the fire alarm goes off. Rose: Oh my god, this is like the worst timed fire alarm ever! Student: Let's just sit here and finish the test. Other Student: What if it's actually a real fire? Rose: It's never a real fire. Don't worry.
#3847
55
⚐ ReportRose: Now we are going to perform this piece of algebra with no vegetable analogue.
#3846
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⚐ ReportSebastian: That's what I was going to say, you just didn't call on me because you don't like me! Rose: True and... true.
#3833
121
⚐ ReportRose: Hey, Janvi, do you like my new shoes? Janvi: No, they're ugly. Just like you.
#3832
1111
⚐ ReportRose: This is why I put you in the front row: so that when you say things that make no sense, we can communicate through hand signals and raised eyebrows.