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#3999

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Feb. 26, 2012, 11:25 a.m.

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Rose: So, do these example problems... //f(x) = e^(sex) //f'(x) = ? Class: Uhh...Mr. Rose? //Rose hurriedly writes in a c before the x. Rose: You know what I mean!

#3989

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Feb. 22, 2012, 1:47 p.m.

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//Rose's 3rd period is waiting outside the door while Functions takes a test. He opens the door slowly Rose: Can you guys wait like 3 sec...five minutes? They're going through mental waterboarding right now.

lawlz poor functions kids

rose

#3946

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Feb. 9, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: I am not Mr. Rose. I still have lot of hair.

Talking about complaints about his homework load in freshman chemistry

pham, chem, rose

#3928

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Feb. 3, 2012, 5:22 p.m.

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// Talking about limits Mr. Rose: Are you guys feeling this math? Some Girl: Nah. I'm not feeling it at all. Some Guy: Don't worry. I will feel you up on behalf of math. Math will be jealous at the curves I am applying Squeeze Theorem.

Period 3 - Mr. Rose - Magnet Analysis 1A

limits, rose

#3887

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Jan. 11, 2012, 6:16 p.m.

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//Rose test is interrupted by fire alarm during 9th period Jacob(to Rose students): You're welcome!

#3886

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Jan. 11, 2012, 5:37 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Patrick, that isn't a parabola. Patrick Shan: It isn't? //Mr. Rose points to e = 4/5

#3877

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

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// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?

#3876

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

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//Mr Rose is visiting Mr. Stein's Class Stein: Alright, so today we are going to learn the last physics application of calculus I'm going teach you, go over the worksheet, and if we work fast we can have nap time like my morning class did. Billings: Mr. Rose doesn't understand that concept. Stein: What, naps? Billings: No. Time.

#3862

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Dec. 21, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.

#3855

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Dec. 17, 2011, 4:41 p.m.

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//During a Functions test, the fire alarm goes off. Rose: Oh my god, this is like the worst timed fire alarm ever! Student: Let's just sit here and finish the test. Other Student: What if it's actually a real fire? Rose: It's never a real fire. Don't worry.