#12692

79

Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 p.m.

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//Right before Rose test Eric: I feel like tests shouldn't be called KCs but instead it should be called GFs because it's a grade funeral Yongle: GFs? like girlfriends? Yongle: something i will never have? Yongle: actually that's great if tests are called GFs Yongle: then i'll never have them.

#12681

33

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:26 p.m.

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//explaining natural numbers to a hypothetical alien who can do Fitch-style proofs really well Rose: This is like if you try to teach a board game to a really smart person. Rose: You start explaining it, and very quickly they get annoyed, and say "stop trying to explain it! Just tell me all the rules."

#12680

99

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:24 p.m.

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Rose: What are you boys doing on a laptop? Alexei: Rose. ... We're watching your lectures. Rose: During my class? *closes Alexei's laptop* That's too much of me.

#12674

1212

Dec. 6, 2023, 10:40 a.m.

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// innovation lesson Kirk: Mr. Rose, they’re making us breathe instead of do math Rose: i would just breathe faster.

#12664

1010

Dec. 5, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Rose: in practice there's probably less than 36^7 licence plates Rose: for examples they won't let curse words, calls to insurrection, etc. Yongle: How would you make a call to insurrection in 7 letters Rose: they probably wouldn't allow "KILLGOD", that's a bit too weird.

#12663

66

Dec. 5, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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//talking about frozen shirts Rose: Elsa on one shirt looking depressed as she always is

#12662

1616

Dec. 5, 2023, 1:27 p.m.

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Sahu: ArrayList!?!? Veena: trust, it's gonna be fire bro Rose: (mumbles to himself) fire... kids... one slang term person...

#12647

24

Dec. 4, 2023, 10:51 p.m.

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John: *practices his Mr. Rose audition for STAN* Friend: You’re like Rose if he were a Shakespeare villain

#12646

1010

Dec. 4, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 4 "It's been a long time since I've had a German-speaker in the class. We're about to get to a lot of German words. This is exciting." "I won't sign the fish forms for people not in the fish class [Marine Biology]." "Can we not play with the Tower of Hanoi? It makes a nonzero amount of sound." "Karen Cao is messing with me, and I appreciate that." "What's the Extreme Value Theorem? Katz raised his hand. Is he bluffing? Nobody knows." "The way they teach this [power series for trigonometric functions] in the US is pretty bad -- well, only if you think about it."

#12621

1010

Nov. 30, 2023, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 30 "I feel a little better, but I don't want to take any chances, so I have an energy drink, and DayQuil, and tea. Those are all the drugs I can use legally." "This class is all about talking about our feelings." "I want all the steps to be written out, so stupid people like me can read it and understand." "I have a degree, I promise." "Have you heard of the real number 4? Yeah? Great. I have, too." "I'm not going to go over pi today. We'll go over it later -- hopefully never." "Stephen, don't talk about problems. Now is the time to celebrate our successes." "I won't use the paper. I'll use my brain, and my energy drink." "Why are you in the FLUB, little x? Because you're in one of the gammas."