#3359

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May 12, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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// During 9th Period Stat after the World AP Stein: I gave out two worksheets yesterday...for those of you who bothered to come... Lori: But I have an excuse! I was taking APPPPSSS!!! Stein: I don't want to hear it! APs are stupid. Kevli: But it was the Stat AP! Stein: I don't care. It doesn't matter what AP it was. AP World History. AP Statistics. They're both stupid.

#3357

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May 12, 2011, 4:54 p.m.

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//doing an AP problem about tea Stein: Biscuits? Tea and biscuits? What do they think we are, British? WHAT FLAG IS OVER THERE ON THAT WALL? Biscuits.

#3321

11

May 5, 2011, 10:37 p.m.

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Boettcher: No, the magic physics gnomes did not build your robot.

#3319

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May 5, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Boettcher is explaining charges in AP DP Physics using rabbit fur... Boettcher: ...something happens with the dead rabbit Eugene: Why do you keep calling it that??!? Boettcher: 'Cause that's what it is!

#3287

35

May 1, 2011, 6:34 p.m.

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Rose: By the way, the world goes on when you guys have your stupid APs.

#3278

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April 29, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Schafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.

#3233

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April 13, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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Gross: It's hard being a G!

#2435

88

Oct. 28, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!

#2308

66

Oct. 6, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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// Whitacre looks over a student's shoulder at her desk and sees a paper advertising "Help the Homeless..." Whitacre: Help the homeless?! Screw the homeless!!! In our culture that's another way of saying "useless", because if you don't have a home, your family kicked you out because you weren't any good. Student: But that's mean! Whitacre: Oh, if you ever become homeless, I'll treat you a little nice. *symbolically picks up his hand* I'll say, "Yeah, I remember this hand", not that you did any writing with it.

#2297

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: If you don't get a 5 [on the AP], you're a shame to your family. Pham: Do not talk like Asian! Student: What? Pham: Asian talk like that! Shame to family and thing like that.