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#12730

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Dec. 14, 2023, 1:53 p.m.

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//Eric pulling out his hair Mr. Stelzner: Here's some advice, sometimes it doesn't come back.

#12709

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Dec. 12, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Jamie: if you're David Katz Jr. then you would be David Kittens

#12692

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Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 p.m.

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//Right before Rose test Eric: I feel like tests shouldn't be called KCs but instead it should be called GFs because it's a grade funeral Yongle: GFs? like girlfriends? Yongle: something i will never have? Yongle: actually that's great if tests are called GFs Yongle: then i'll never have them.

#12605

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Nov. 29, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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Leo: Eric, are you sweating protobowl? Eric Shi: (shakes head vigorously). Leo: ...ok. //later Eric: (punches his chromebook screen) Leo: Are you sure you're not sweating protobowl? Eric: (shakes head vigorously)

#12584

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Nov. 28, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O

#12428

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Oct. 31, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Dear "The Skibidi Ohio Rizzler", I have been notified that you are in fact a scaley and have connections with velociraptors. THAT IS MY SCALESONA. GO AWAY.

#12425

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Oct. 31, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Jonathan: Eric Yang, Destroyer of Blairbash

#12419

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Oct. 30, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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//pd8 oldham Kahoot: Would you rather dance with skeletons or witches? Eric: Im a simp so

#12379

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Oct. 23, 2023, 7:51 a.m.

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Eric Yang: what is David Katz doing in the library? Marxer: looking for David Dogs

#12350

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Oct. 19, 2023, 7:20 a.m.

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Eric Chen: It's easy to kill someone, but giving birth is not