#3153

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March 25, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?

#3124

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March 22, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

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Ms. Medley (Duval's sub): Chromosomal mutations occur in all living orgasms. Class: ... Class: Organisms! Ms. Medley: What? Orgasm. That's what I said. Orgasm.

#3076

46

March 13, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Teacher: I believe in the every-other-child-left-behind policy. Not everyone can pass. Someone's gotta fail.

#3062

88

March 11, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

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//During geometry Mr. Rose is angry at how little the kids know Rose: Who here took Algebra I? //entire class raises their hands Rose: Who here passed Algebra I? //TC puts down his hand

#2719

55

Dec. 23, 2010, 8:30 a.m.

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//Talking about buoyant force Bob: So what are the acting forces of buoyant crap? JHyun: Isn't it like, pressure below, pressure above, and gravity? Bob: Oh wait, what did you say, I was afk.

#2718

33

Dec. 22, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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JHyun: So did you get a eleee...four on your WOOT test? Bob: Shut up, I got a five.

#2712

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Dec. 21, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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Phillip: So what did you get on the 3 point quiz? JMa: Aw man, I think I got a 2. Bob: I got a thhhh-one.

#1120

02

Dec. 10, 2009, 5:40 p.m.

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Street: It doesn't take long to fail a quiz twice. But once you realize that, you try to defy. Thus, quizzes take long to fail.

#307

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May 22, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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[Last minute questions right before a big US History test] Someone: "Are Stalin and Churchill the same person?" [soon afterward] Someone else: "God dammit our class is so freaking remedial!"