#13217

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March 20, 2024, 7:25 a.m.

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Glenn: Now that Sam is about to go into high school, I can't tell stories about him anymore. Glenn: So no more stories about the pocket worms, beads up the nose, shorts cut into fringes...or the booger wall. Glenn: Both of my kids just had a section of the wall next to their bed where they would put their boogers.

#13214

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March 18, 2024, 3:20 p.m.

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Glenn: I am now the mother to a teen. Glenn: Sam turned 13 last Saturday. Glenn: He said "Mom, can I be annoying to you know?" Glenn: So I said "if you are more annoying I will be more embarrassing to you"

#13187

55

March 13, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Glenn: My high school was 8th grade through 12th grade Glenn: So the 8th graders were sub-freshmen so they were "subbies" Sai: THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT

#13186

55

March 13, 2024, 10:02 a.m.

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Glenn: A little quiz is a quizzy Glenn: But I'm not gonna say that for test. James: are you a child James: so immature // later Glenn: It's so funny because if you ever have Bosse she'll say that with a straight face Glenn: as if she doesn't know what she's saying but she's a biology [inaudible] Glenn: and it's funny to watch student's faces

#13177

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March 11, 2024, 10:11 a.m.

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// Glenn is showing a video of a histone "attacking" a DNA and binding to it agressively Sai: I feel like there was no consent in this

#13176

33

March 11, 2024, 9:38 a.m.

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Yongle: March 11th! Glenn: March 11th? Pi Day! Wait no. Thursday! Glenn: wait there is something that is important today Glenn: It's my nephew's birthday!

#13163

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March 7, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Glenn: Y'all say some wild stuff that little kids don't need to hear

#13161

55

March 6, 2024, 3:07 p.m.

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*David Katz laughing manaically from the other room* Glenn: Was that just David? // Later, David comes into ento Glenn: David, you were laughing manaically, as if you were trying to take over the world. *David laughs again in his typical manner*

#13151

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March 5, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal

#13149

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March 4, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Glenn: They're called the ocelli (oh-cell-ee) Rivkah, quietly to Katie: How would you say that in a comically Italian accent Katie, baffled: Say what, ocelli? That's not even Italian! Rivkah: Still though Katie: And why are you asking me?? Rivkah: You speak Italian Katie: I mean technically? I can order at a restaurant and ask for directions... Rivkah: So what would it be??? Katie: Idk, oh-CELL-ee? Rivkah: Ok but suppose you were Mario...