//Condensed version of a very, very long story (half hour roughly)
Sarah: Hey, Mr. Schafer, can you have ice cream that doesn't melt?
Schafer: I'm not sure...
Sarah: But does it exist?
Vishnu: I got this Mr. Schafer, I got this! It can't exist, it melts at room temperature!
Student 1: The winner should get ice cream!
Schafer: Or cookies!
Sarah: But I'd rather have Indian food!
Vishnu: My mom makes that, there's always leftovers!
Schafer: So if Sarah's right, you bring in leftovers, and if you're right, she brings in cookies. But how will we know who wins?
Student: We should vote!
Schafer: So, you guys give your evidence, and we'll be the jury. You guys total 30 votes, you two don't get to vote, and I count as 32 votes.
Student: That's not fair!
Schafer: Life's not fair.
Student: This is the strangest bet ever.
Schafer: BUSINESS PROPOSITION!
Bae: I looked this up on my iPhone, and I found this article about it.
Schafer: Great, he looked it up, now he's got all the power!
Bae: So apparently there's this pudding-ice cream-thing that melts into pudding and therefore isn't solid. There's a picture, too! (shows)
Vishnu: But pudding isn't ice cream!
Sarah: But it should still count, it starts as ice cream!
Vishnu: But it still changes! I win this!
Schafer: Yeah, he wins. You owe him cookies.