#4253

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Oct. 15, 2012, 9:15 p.m.

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//After mock presidential debate. Everyone voted, and Harrison and Peter are the top two. Freeman: Congratulations, Peter Ho! Peter: YES! OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!!!!!!!! YES!!! Freeman: On second place. I love doing that.

#1810

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April 21, 2010, 1 p.m.

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//During software design, testing a game Carlos: Okay, I think I got it working! Stephen: Alright, let's see it. Peter: Here, let me try! //He tests most functions Stephen: It works now! Yay! //as if on cue, Peter's character falls through the floor

#1759

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April 9, 2010, 1:02 p.m.

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Ostrander: How 'bout you, Peter? Student: Wait, you're both named Peter! Ostrander: Yeah, Peter's such an awesome name. Peter: Actually, my dad changed his name to Peter after I was born. Ostrander: Wow, so your dad is named after you? That's awesome.

#1697

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March 20, 2010, 7:30 p.m.

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Rose: If we have something so disgusting that it would be a sacrilege to write it on the white board, we write on the mini-boards so that we can submit it to a ritual cleansing. *picks up a mini white board and write X^x on it. Drops it to the ground* Rose: OMG! We banish it to the ground. *Kicks it* // Peter falls to the ground. Rose: So, what do we do? I need to sick my log on it...are you okay? *Peter gets up and sits down* Rose: I though I kicked your backpack. Peter: You kicked my knee.

#1562

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March 1, 2010, 8:47 a.m.

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Stein: Peter, where are you going to school next year? Peter Q: I don't know yet. Stein: Where are you thinking of? I'll pick for you.

#1386

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Jan. 21, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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Peter Q: [Bio is really complicated.] Why do you think biologists work 20 hours a day? Joseph: You mean 28 hours a day, don't you? Peter Q: No, those are the quantum physicists. Joseph: Oh right, because their first assignment is to invent a time machine. Peter Q: Right. We biologists just engineer cuttlefish to kidnap the physicists so that they build one for us.