#12682

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Dec. 6, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

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Schafer: I had a sandwich for lunch today, it was so bussin'. I even added some sauce for more rizz *After comments on the blairbashability of that quote* Schafer: Get off of blairbash, it isn't good for you

#12635

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Dec. 4, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Lodal: Mr. Rose is always the villain, no other teacher really works Justin: What about Schafer? Lodal: Mr. Schafer scares me, if I made him the villain he would come beat me up

#12599

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Nov. 28, 2023, 8:34 p.m.

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Schafer: get out of my classrom no cap

#12484

216

Nov. 8, 2023, 1:47 p.m.

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Andy Ying: Jonathan Mitchum is Schafer Jr.

#12349

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Oct. 18, 2023, 7:34 p.m.

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//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.

#12325

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Oct. 17, 2023, 11:55 a.m.

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Frank: you force it downwards Schafer: Frank, stop saying the F word!

#12179

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Sept. 21, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.

#12015

99

Aug. 28, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

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Glenn: Even Schafer with the grumpy old man affect is a teddy bear on the inside.

#12000

55

June 16, 2023, 8:31 a.m.

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// Jerry Song is playing with a slinky Jerry: Mr. Schafer, is this a wave with particle like properties or a particle with wave like properties? Schafer: Listen, it's 8:30 on the last day of school. I'm not going to answer any questions.

#11997

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June 15, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.