#4225

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Oct. 2, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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Teacher: (talking about economics) See what the Republicans don't understand, because by definition they are stupid...

#4195

04

Sept. 12, 2012, 5:25 p.m.

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Teacher: That's one method to find it, but here's another way that is not in your book. You have to have a virgin-- *pauses* ...You know, in math there are some sayings you just don't use. You can have 4x, 4y, but no 4q...So, you have to have a VERSION...

#4176

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Aug. 30, 2012, 4:55 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why I don't have a student teacher? Well, first of all, most of my classes are AP, so they can't teach that. Also, the last one I had, well, I made him cry. Class: How? What did you tell him? Hinkle: The truth.

#4046

55

March 16, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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Teacher: When Stein and I were still married...

#4035

22

March 13, 2012, 9:09 p.m.

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Teacher: [Teacher], you've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel!

#4032

33

March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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Teacher: Do I even know what I'm talking about? Class: NO

#3853

22

Dec. 16, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Teacher: (to Jamie) It's just about you, Judy.

#3771

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Nov. 10, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham pops up during teacher's test to ask about lunch Andy Gilbert: Mr. Pham, will you buy me food as well? Pham: Uh, no! You Asian. You can make this stuff anyway. Teacher: Gilbert isn't Asian! Pham: He speak Japanese! He Asian enough.

#3766

66

Nov. 8, 2011, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: (loudly) Ok, so I'm gonna teach you this AWESOME method... (quieter) which I learned from [Teacher]. Student: Now, now... How hard was that to say?

#3691

88

Oct. 19, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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Teacher: It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're a turkey.