#2387

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Oct. 20, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So if there are five elements in the domain, and three in the codomain, let's assume that one set is guys and the other is girls, and they're all stuck on a deserted island. How many relationships... I mean, heterosexual relati... like, normal heterosexu... You know what, never mind.

#8267

6466

Sept. 4, 2019, 11:17 a.m.

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//Playing 3 Truths and a Lie Wright: I play Fortnite. It's like a second job to me. I go home every day and beat all the levels.

#8612

6466

Sept. 15, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

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// after several unsuccessful attempts at conversation before class Lodal: I'll just play games on my phone until class starts... ignore you like you ignored me.

#3961

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Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.

#6865

5151

Oct. 27, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

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/Demonstrating forces using a student in a scale Schafer: Now, as I pull up on him, [grabs Aaron by the arms and pulls up] you will notice that the weight on the scale decreases. Aaron: Lose twenty pounds with this quick, easy trick.

#7892

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Jan. 26, 2019, 7:53 p.m.

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Haydn: I didn't draw a diagram, but I also didn't get the question right. //later Haydn: I like to think you're laughing with me, not at me. Leela: But you weren't laughing.

#8484

5151

Feb. 3, 2020, 6:12 p.m.

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//3rd Period AoA Ms. Wright: What is the total number of keys a Vigenère cipher can have? Aditya: 26^n -1 Ms. Wright: You were listening too close to the video! SHHH!

#9573

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Dec. 9, 2021, 2:46 p.m.

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Cuadrado: Mr. Rose, my friend Rose, has a lot of problems. I used to be like “who is he, and why does he have so many problems?” Cuadrado: I hated him so much, but we became friends eventually.

#7681

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Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#7684

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Oct. 30, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

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//Reading directions for schoolwide survey Lodal, angrily: "Read the directions in a natural tone of voice!!"