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⚐ ReportPham: If you go to Mexico, drink water, you get diarrhea instantly. Shirley: Instantly?! Minas: Plus or minus thirty minutes.
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⚐ Report//Pham explaining the Chem R/E Presentation Pham: Okay guy, listen. You know proper English very important for presentation. Pham: I check for spelling, grammar, complete sentence, noun-verb agreement. Make sure you have. Pham: Each mistake I find taking off two point.
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⚐ ReportStein: Statistically speaking, the average human has one Fallopian tube. //Pham pops in out of nowhere Pham: What you saying about Fallopian tube?
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⚐ Report//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia
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⚐ ReportRose: So if there are five elements in the domain, and three in the codomain, let's assume that one set is guys and the other is girls, and they're all stuck on a deserted island. How many relationships... I mean, heterosexual relati... like, normal heterosexu... You know what, never mind.
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⚐ ReportDavid Attenborough: The orchid's mimicry is so convincing and enticing, that sometimes a flower will attract a whole scrum of sex-crazed [wasp] suitors. //Documentary cuts to wasp orgy Charlotte: It's like the stairwells at Blair