#7684

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Oct. 30, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

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//Reading directions for schoolwide survey Lodal, angrily: "Read the directions in a natural tone of voice!!"

#280

124132

May 21, 2009, 9:04 p.m.

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[Stein's cell phone rings in class] Stein: *looks at phone* Oh, it's my wife. *hangs up*

#7681

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Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#3186

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April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"

#4192

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Sept. 10, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.

#5485

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May 13, 2015, 6:54 a.m.

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Matthew: The promposal I made works in every browser besides IE. I think of that as a feature, not a bug, since it means the administrative staff will never notice it. Plus, if Leslie uses IE, I'm not sure that I can take her to prom.

#8300

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Sept. 20, 2019, 11:43 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day is also back to school night Student: Are you gonna talk like that to the parents, too? Schwartz: I be introducin' myself, then I be stoppin'

#8579

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April 8, 2020, 12:20 p.m.

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//Zoom call for all of Ms. Sloe's classes Student: Did you see Abby the other day? Sloe: Yeah, she was making out with some guy

#8702

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Oct. 27, 2020, 2:45 p.m.

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Lodal: If you're gonna do homework in class, do it in math. Lodal: With your camera on. Just look up and constantly make eye contact and go back to doing your homework. Lodal: Especially if you have Mr. Rose.

#9120

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April 23, 2021, 12:45 p.m.

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Rose: Let's not go straight for the sex on day one of graph theory Rose: Let's wait for day two Rose: How about we talk about something more pleasant, like COVID