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#9283

2020

Nov. 6, 2021, 10:20 a.m.

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Rose: Do you know those boys who always wear shorts even when it's freezing outside? Rose: I think my son's turning into one of those boys

#9419

2020

Nov. 22, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: Next class will be great. The next math class will be the best day of your life. Everything in life will be downhill from your next math class. //later Schwartz: If you're already familiar with the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus -- sorry! You ruined your life!

seriously, don't look up FTC on your own; wait for the lesson, or you ruin your life

analysis, ftc, schwartz

#9525

2020

Dec. 6, 2021, 8:49 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys lets take a short break, I need to have a conversation on Discord.

#9627

2020

Dec. 14, 2021, 9:05 p.m.

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Student: “I wanna go to Antartica” Mr. Kyei: “Is that where the northern lights are?”

It took him a few seconds to realize his mistake

modsim, kyei

#9670

2020

Dec. 21, 2021, 11:12 a.m.

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Rose: The sun is low in the sky, we need to pray (with an asterisk, ironically, so I don't get in trouble) to the sun so that it doesn't go away!

we then conducted a pagan ritual that he found by googling "winter solstice pagan ritual"

rose, precalc

#9719

2020

Jan. 10, 2022, 9:05 a.m.

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vijay: dude these people are like living in a different century srihari: you talking about Amish people? vijay: no I’m talking about Poolesville.

#9880

2020

Jan. 31, 2022, 8:51 p.m.

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//Street visits room of sophomores Street: I'm sorry, I can't think of any insults. I've let you down. Student: Are you going to call us maggots? Street: Well, yes, you're all maggots. That's always implied. You're good maggots.

#9956

2020

Feb. 10, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.

#10311

2020

March 21, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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//tangent about calipers in analysis Rose: like if you wanted to measure a rabbit skull, you would use a caliper! //later, discussing a video rose made Rose: or maybe you didn’t watch it, meaning you are a bad person Uriel: That’s ironic, coming from a rabbit killer.

#10390

2020

April 1, 2022, 11:27 a.m.

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Rose: So we have a chocolate beef blood river. Rose: Actually, let's make it poisonous, just to make sure the cows don't touch it.