#8317

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Sept. 26, 2019, 1:15 p.m.

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//AP Lang, there's a sub, the magnet kids have all sat together //another kid comes over Kid 1: so what are we supposed to be doing Magnet kids: nothing is posted *the kid goes back to his table* Kid 1 (to his table): the magnet kids don't know anything so we're good

#8353

2426

Oct. 18, 2019, 8:09 a.m.

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Carlos: Sam, can I have your pants? //later Carlos: I'm trying to get in Sam's pants.

#8386

2426

Nov. 13, 2019, 2:38 p.m.

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Schwartz: Classes should only have students whose last names start with either H, K, J, or I. I find myself singing the ABCs to myself in order to remember the correct order.

#8682

2426

Oct. 23, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Sloe: Think of a bunch of little kids in a line, and how easy it would be to bash through them.

#9280

2426

Nov. 5, 2021, 4:58 p.m.

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Street *sharing his screen*: and here’s a photo of me and Mr. Rose in a bar in LA

#9622

2426

Dec. 14, 2021, 1:10 p.m.

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// Delaney just finished talking about how he set his crush on fire during his 18th birthday, Schafer walks in Schafer: The lesson learned is that fine particles are easily flammable.

#13232

2426

March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

#3897

3337

Jan. 17, 2012, 6:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He and Amy Yan are leaving an exam talking about a guy Amy: God made him perfect! It's just not fair! Hannah: Wait...who's God?

#5705

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Dec. 17, 2015, 1:58 p.m.

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//In computer lab in 9th grade R&E //Mr. Street is standing behind Nick, but Nick doesn't know Nick: Minitab is idiot proof. Nick: Maybe that's why Mr. Street likes it so much. Nick: I just rekt him! Harris: Nick, turn around.

#8052

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March 27, 2019, 7:29 p.m.

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//Diff eq, just finished a Kahoot Schwartz: Wait, here's a prize for the person in second place. It's a packet of salt. Because they didn't get first.