#6597

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Sept. 14, 2017, 2:50 p.m.

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//James and Peter come into ESS at the same time 1 hour late Peter: Sorry we both overslept Lodal: Together?

#7011

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Dec. 5, 2017, 12:43 p.m.

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//PChem, after Infoflow Pham: During the Pledge of Allegiance, you guy need to respect the people who want to be patriotic. I look around this room and think, if the United States went to war with China right now, maybe 1 or 2 people pick up a gun and fight for America. The rest of you guy become Chinese terrorists or spies!

#7196

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Feb. 5, 2018, 1:02 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: You know what Poolesville High School is? Anyone ever hear of it? *students murmuring in agreement* Mr. Stein: It's like, in Pennsylvania. It's in Montgomery County, but it's SO far away...

#7231

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Feb. 15, 2018, 10:30 a.m.

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Grossman: They sell those Singing-grams way to cheap. 3 dollars to disrupt our precious class time? Talia: Wait. . . if everyone pooled their money, we could order like, 50 and disrupt class for like, an hour! Grossman: Yeah, but then you'd have to listen to an acapella group for like, an hour

#7317

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March 13, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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//Stat Luke: Mr. Stein, can I go microwave my lunch? Stein: Wait where? Luke: The SAC. Stein: No that's too far. Just ... shake your lunch. That's what microwaves do.

#7490

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May 18, 2018, 8:14 a.m.

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//pd 2 stat Stein: The rogue puzzlelords are insisting that we release the teams early, but we don't negotiate with terrorists.

#7629

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Oct. 3, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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Cirincione: When Americans talk about government, they generally don't know what they're talking about

#7765

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Nov. 29, 2018, 5:48 p.m.

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//Multivar period 9 //Fruit tier list is on the board. Tomatoes are in D tier. Schwartz: Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Bennett: Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Schwartz: Charisma is being able to sell a tomato as salsa. Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. And Constitution is being able to eat a rotten tomato without getting sick. That is the stats of D&D, explained by tomatoes.

#7819

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Dec. 20, 2018, 8:51 a.m.

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//Polistat, looking at an awful gerrymander Noah: According to Stephanopoulos and Mcghee, this is the ideal district. You may not like it, but this is what peak efficiency gap looks like.

#7835

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Jan. 4, 2019, 2:34 p.m.

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Rose: I am not in a state of readiness.