#10113

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March 1, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: Sometimes my kid randomly yells from upstairs "Pappy, can I have the blue juice?"

#10137

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March 3, 2022, 2:33 p.m.

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Rose: Snap is the rate at which we are jerking.

#10156

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March 4, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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// talking about how pools dont allow knives and guns and stuff Rose: Not to be a crazy libertarian or anything, but more rules is more restrictions on our freedom!

#10185

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March 7, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Delaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.

#10203

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March 8, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Rose: Did you guys know I used to do improv comedy? Student: We should do improv comedy in class. Rose: That's what we're already doing. We do that every day.

#10355

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March 28, 2022, 9:15 a.m.

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//Analysis 1 //Sudhish is making loud duck noises while stabbing Linda's paper with a pencil. He's also hugging a duck stuffed animal Schwartz, walking over: I didn't know it made sounds like that. Sudhish: normally it does, but the battery is dead. Schwartz: Are you sure? I thought I heard it quacking Sudhish: Oh, that was me.

#10396

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April 4, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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//Logic Rose: I think this class is fun--don't respond.

#10409

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April 4, 2022, 2:51 p.m.

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Rao: Recently vampires have been a subject of um...romance.

#10468

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April 22, 2022, 12:07 p.m.

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Lodal: Why is my daughter taking pictures of her teeth and saving it on my phone?

#10476

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April 25, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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*Albert is discussing Japanese romance* Jason: "What's a tsundere?" Albert: "It's a girl who is hard to get." Jason: "Isn't that, like, every girl?"