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#10490
1919
⚐ Report// Drawn out proof that 2*3=6 Rose: I literally can't imagine anything more fun than this
#10570
1919
⚐ ReportKaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.
#10800
1919
⚐ ReportSchwartz: I don't want to give a test on talk like a pirate day! Schwartz: I want to talk like a pirate on talk like a pirate day!
#10970
1919
⚐ ReportStein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancĂ©e his former girlfriend.
#11069
1919
⚐ Report//cybersec in progress, pavan walks in during lecture on LFI pavan: nope, too sweaty //walks out
#11201
1919
⚐ Report//Street walks into FoT Will: I thought you retired. Street: I did. Don't I look tired? I mean, retired?
#11215
1919
⚐ Report// Talking about Zeno's paradox Rose: So basically Zeno believed that Achilles, the famous Greek athlete, could never finish a race because first he'd have to cross the halfway point, then the 3/4 point, then the 7/8 point, and so on. Does anyone see a problem with this? Vera: If you're bad at running just say that
#11283
1919
⚐ Report"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander
#11333
1919
⚐ Report//street trying to get pd 9 rne to shut up Street: Don't talk, I want all the attention all me Street: It's me, President Trump- wait no