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#9926
1919
⚐ Report// Duval explaining how not to break a test tube Duval: Only one of you guys will actually end up breaking the test tube. Duval(whispering): It's Michael. Duval: Am I right Michael? Michael Wang(unaware): Yes yes always! Duval: You just agreed to break something.
#9994
1919
⚐ ReportRao: I've already figured out today's wordle so I feel really superior when I watch other students do it.
#10113
1919
⚐ ReportRose: Sometimes my kid randomly yells from upstairs "Pappy, can I have the blue juice?"
#10156
1919
⚐ Report// talking about how pools dont allow knives and guns and stuff Rose: Not to be a crazy libertarian or anything, but more rules is more restrictions on our freedom!
#10185
1919
⚐ ReportDelaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.
#10203
1919
⚐ ReportRose: Did you guys know I used to do improv comedy? Student: We should do improv comedy in class. Rose: That's what we're already doing. We do that every day.
#10355
1919
⚐ Report//Analysis 1 //Sudhish is making loud duck noises while stabbing Linda's paper with a pencil. He's also hugging a duck stuffed animal Schwartz, walking over: I didn't know it made sounds like that. Sudhish: normally it does, but the battery is dead. Schwartz: Are you sure? I thought I heard it quacking Sudhish: Oh, that was me.