#8394

4646

Nov. 18, 2019, 2:36 p.m.

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//FOT Kaluta: Put your electronic distractions away everybody. I've taken 2 laptops and a phone already, and one has sold on eBay so far.

#8855

4646

Dec. 22, 2020, 3:57 p.m.

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//logic Rose: suppose someone walks into the room and asks, "what's three?" and you go, "oh, shit."

#3325

97103

May 8, 2011, 5:12 p.m.

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//while taking a picture of all teams at National Science Bowl Photographer (to Blair team): On the side, could you move in please? Pham (under his breath): It so we not look fat. //later Photographer: Cross your legs in the front row! Pham (loudly): There no female first row, why they have to cross legs! //The coach of a team from Alabama turns around and gives Pham a long, dirty look //later Photographer: Smile and everyone wave at me! Pham (under his breath): Throw something at him.

#8112

5658

April 15, 2019, 9:33 a.m.

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//It's lunchtime at wallops, but people are still playing in the fields Schafer: My level of pissed off increases with every throw of the frisbee

#7871

96102

Jan. 17, 2019, 1:26 p.m.

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//Charlotte talking about the raising and slaughtering of chickens //Determining the sex of the chicks Gonzalez: What? Charlotte: SEXING THE CHICKS Gonzalez: Forget I said anything

#7571

4545

Sept. 6, 2018, 10:13 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Stat Stein: I have three daughters... Stein: No, wait, one of those daughters is a son

#7708

4545

Nov. 7, 2018, 9:38 a.m.

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//Traveled out of state with his girlfriend and dog Gonzalez: She's a runner...and she bolted out the door and escaped- Sam: Your dog, or your girlfriend?

#8364

4545

Oct. 24, 2019, 8:02 a.m.

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Sloe: Has anyone ever OD'd on m&m's?

#8926

4545

Jan. 22, 2021, 1:42 p.m.

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//start of logic Rose: I don't know what's going on but I like can't breathe. Rose: I think my wife might be cooking the spiciest meal in the history of the world. Rose: Let me go check on this //leaves, then comes back Rose: There's definitely some cooking going on but it's like nothing crazy. I don't know. Maybe I'm just dying.

#8976

4545

Feb. 4, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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Rose: Next week when I've gotten my haircut, I'm gonna look so hot. You're not gonna believe it.