#3896

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Jan. 17, 2012, 9:05 a.m.

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//At science bowl. Pham was wandering between the 3 teams, so he wasn't in the room Judge: Now, I'd like the coaches to introduce themselves. Alan: Our coach is not with us. //awkward pause Alan: No, he's alive. He's still alive. He's just not here.

#2263

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Oct. 3, 2010, 10:40 p.m.

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Stein: Last week, I got mad about something and walked into Mr. Ostrander's office and said I quit, and he said 'puzzle palooza.'

#7977

5557

March 4, 2019, 7:42 a.m.

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Nate: This is thermo Robert: Who teaches it? Nate: Jorgensen Robert (not knowing Jorgensen is behind him): That’s a made up word

#8391

5557

Nov. 15, 2019, 10:49 a.m.

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Bracklinn: OK guys, make a plan for Brexit following BRITISH VALUES. ... [class discusses their plans] Mr. Cirincione: Did anyone make a plan that isn't horribly controlling and genocidal? Class: She said BRITISH VALUES!

#2873

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in, and Stein isn't in the classroom Ostrander: So, where is he? Bob: You won't believe how hard it was to get him through the window

#7611

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Sept. 25, 2018, 4:56 p.m.

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//In Logic Class Rose: What did you have for lunch? Jeremy: *quietly* Rice... Rose: Rice! Rice! Jeremy ate rice at lunch today and it changed him!

#7661

4444

Oct. 18, 2018, 6:19 p.m.

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//2nd pd Sloe sophomore bio //going through a presentation on plants //the last slide has a photo of an elk eating a bush and no caption *Sloe reaches last slide and closes powerpoint without saying anything* Sloe: Oh! *reopens powerpoint* Sloe: What is this animal doing? Class: ... Eating? Sloe: Very good! *closes powerpoint and moves on*

#7817

4444

Dec. 19, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//SRP Bosse: No, don't wake Luke up.

#7825

4444

Jan. 3, 2019, 8:17 a.m.

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Sloe: I want there to be an open lunch so that students can go get Starbucks for me.

#8916

4444

Jan. 21, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!